Do you collect Nationals memorabilia?
Is Ivan Rodriguez your favorite player EVER?
If you answered "YES!" to all three of these questions, you're most likely a crazed masochist. But man, do I have a gift for you.
That's right. For the low, low price of just $15.99, you could be the proud owner of Pudge Rodriguez's jock strap. Buy it, have a friend wear it, and stare at his ass. Congratulations! You're Jose Canseco.
(UPDATE: Someone bought the Pudge Packer about 2 hours ago. It's a relief to know I'm not the biggest baseball geek/starfucker out there.)
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